Kennilworthy Thisp

Deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children

grass10:

grass10:

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

(via come-take-a-tumble-with-me)

The Yule Ball is first and foremost …

(Source: gifharrypotter, via flourishandblotted)

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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(via richardthethird)

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

(via dylanarchist)

mysticorset:

knitmeapony:

agot:

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

When your power eclipses mine I will become expendable. This is the Rule of Two: one Master and one apprentice. When you are ready to claim the mantle of Dark Lord as your own, you must do so by eliminating me.

SANSA STARK, SITH LORD, IS AN AU I NEED YESTERDAY OH MY GOD.

(via calliotrope)

(via joelwb)

amonamartha:

Viking Drinking Horn by Sholosh

(Source: huglusted, via mal-leokiin)

rowena:

i'm looking over the plans

godric:

yeah

rowena:

what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor

godric:

oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason

rowena:

why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school

godric:

safest place

rowena:

fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere

[in the distance]

salazar:

there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

(via zimbuka)