Kennilworthy Thisp

Deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children

Gf:

babe come over

Me:

I'm eating garlic bread

Gf:

I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me:

it's the kind that's covered in cheese

ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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(Source: compulsives, via hixystix)

buzzbuzzstuff:

Totem by Sarah Yeoman Watercolor

buzzbuzzstuff:

Totem by Sarah Yeoman Watercolor

(via glitchinthematrixx)

dramatisecho:

I love newspapers. Fairy tales. And pretty grim ones too.

dramatisecho:

I love newspapers. Fairy tales. And pretty grim ones too.

(via everythingispoetry)

nothin-left-to-hide:

Award-winning artist Katharine Morling creates whimsical and often outlandish sculpture from porcelain and ceramics. Instead of simply making the pieces and leaving them in their ceramic form, the added touch of black in certain spots creates an illusive effect, making the everyday objects look like drawings in real life.

(Source: mayahan, via ambivalentvegetable)

darkflights:

Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?

(via flourishandblotted)

theoutersun:

fig. 9 - The earth is a sphere because that is the most perfect mathematical shape and all heavenly bodies are perfect. (Pythagoras, Ancient Greek)

The Outer Sun is an ongoing series illustrating human ideas about the cosmos.

(via run-with-me-to-the-sea)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via tiedye-ragdoll)

elfentau:

~* <3 *~

elfentau:

~* <3 *~

(via knotwork)