Kennilworthy Thisp

Deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

On this day when every public school in the US has the day off but I have to go to class, have some Bruce Willis dying Easter eggs.

(Source: ding-dong-bryan-wong, via happyvegetable)

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried chiseling stone, but I cut my finger off.
Now I just shout at the sea birds along the cliff tops.

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried chiseling stone, but I cut my finger off.

Now I just shout at the sea birds along the cliff tops.

(via theonewhocalls-shenanigans)

make me choose:
anonymous asked: Slytherin or Gryffindor

(via remusjohnslupin)

inspirationfeed:

Ask yourself http://ift.tt/Qx3Foo

I would continue to say fuck a lot. Probably more.

inspirationfeed:

Ask yourself http://ift.tt/Qx3Foo

I would continue to say fuck a lot. Probably more.

(via avatar-mom)

petrichoriousparalian:

phoneboxangels:

karmaplus:

Brian Blessed has something to say. From Russell Howard’s Good News.

*AGGRESSIVELY INSPIRES A GENERATION*

Brian Blessed is basically Aslan incarnate.

(via happyvegetable)

thatblondeperson:

captkylej:

khan-locked:

BYE



A+ gif usage

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

(via fandomsaremyhorcruxes)


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